It's like Casey fucking Kasem

The hits. They just keep on coming:

Hi Colby,

I wanted to touch base with you regarding the Account Manager position at [ad agency]. Unfortunately, at this point the hiring team has chosen to continue the process with another candidate, and they are no longer actively considering your application. However, we have your information on file. Should another position matching your skills become available, we'll be sure to let you know. In the meantime, I wish you the best of luck on your job search.

Best regards,
Person's Name