My Ship(ping) has come in

We have got your resume and email address from one of boards (it was a public source, so no laws or rights were broken) [good to know.] and we are interested in your candidacy. [So am I.]

We would like to consider you for the position of Postal Service Manager for Services Company. [If you have seen my resume, you know this is right in my wheelhouse.] We are seeking Postal Service Managers to work at the convenience from their home, part-time (4-5 hours a week).[Can a Dalmatian do this?]

The Company offers a full range of services for the purchasing of goods abroad, [spidey sense: umm.] their transportation, [spidey sense: wait.] customs clearance, [spidey sense: woah.] and the delivery of goods to the warehouse. [spidey sense: Is that where the shootout happens?] The principal activities of Company include: [this will be good ...] air and international transportation, international purchases, export and import services, transportation of group age cargoes, dispatch services, cargo customs clearance - goods avowal and factoring. [Jebus.] Per the demand of its customer, Company can also select a foreign supplier for the products of which will meet the required cost and quality. Today, foreign suppliers of different products (such as China, the USA, and Europe) have successful work experience with Company International's customers. It is also the result of the fact that Company pays for imported goods using its own resources and pays on time and in full, via the financial specialists of the company as well as the possibility to grant its customers credits for purchase. [through African investors in the lottery?] At the present moment, Company is actively developing a group age cargoes transportation service. Customs clearance of foreign products is performed efficiently owing to the well organized cooperation of our specialists with customs authorities. [I can only imagine.]Customs clearance of cargoes is the most complicated stage of foreign economic activity in Russia due to the extensive control of customs authorities over the import flow into Russia. [uh huh. That's why.]

Vip Delta International guarantees unimpeded performance of these procedures and the provision of a complete package of documents that fully corresponds to the requirements of the Federal Customs Service. When the customs clearance of imported goods is performed Company is ready to deliver the cargo to any destination point promptly. [Why do you need my living room again?] Besides for goods import International Company actively assists Russian companies to export goods to countries worldwide. [Do brides count as goods in Russia?] The export of cargoes to the countries of the former Soviet Union exceeds the volumes of the import deliveries. The most common type of delivery by International Company is air transportation and the principle directions are to China, Europe, and the USA. [quick. name another direction out of Russia.]

There is the following position open currently at our international Services company: [what happened to the last guy?]

Postal Service Manager
- Participation in international activity of the company.
- Receiving and sending off correspondence and wrappers.
- Honesty, responsibility, punctuality.
- High education and foreign languages are welcomed.
- Employment: full-time (40 hours/week), part-time (under agreement).
Candidate must possess a magnetic personality and positive attitude.
[also, large steel briefcase full of money, set of handcuffs, Desert Eagle .50 caliber handcannon (not marked replica).]
Good computer skills and communication skills needed.

We will train the right candidate. [well, why didn't you say so?]

Please, e-mail: vip.dlt@XXXXXXXX.com

If you have any questions, please, do not hesitate and contact us. [how on earth could there be questions?]
Best Regards,
VIP DELTA INT.