That's Right (You are from Texas)

In news from back home:

…A housewarming shower for the new offices of Texas Agri-Life Extension will be held August 6^th from 4:30-6:30pm at the Nita Lea Building at 903 14^th Street. The event is hosted by Hereford Cattlewomen and Panhandle Dairy Women…

That might be the most country blurb I have ever read.