06 June 2008

The First Ever (and maybe only) U2 Song of the Week

HOLY SHIT. I've done it. I did it. I'm doing it. I have to do it. I'll do it.

Hello there, New York. How are you? Come here often? Me? Oh, I live around here. What do I do for fun? Well, for about the last year, I've been trying to get here ... even when I was aiming for other heres. But I am now openly accepting applications for new hobbies. I've got the time, now. Say, have you ever heard of Sweet Leaf Tea? What about Tito's Handmade Vodka?

Oh, you look so beautiful tonight.

1 comment:

Raptor said...

Congrats You Sandbagging Sonnuva Bitch.

Carry the banner of the Knights of Golden Shower proudly to the Empire State.