The pre snap read

I've long thought my time as the editor of The Texan, coupled with my time studying power structures (ie majoring in government) made me really good at reading a room.

My first impressions of my new job? This might be the first place in a long time where people aren't having to overcompensate for a total slapdick. I mean, I guess you'd expect that ... you know, working in the Mecca of advertising. Working on the agency's flagship account. But it's nice to have those assumptions validated.

Wait. What if I am the slapdick?